Top 10 Reasons You know you're a Great Dane Owner:
1. You have given up on water dishes and you just use the bathtub.
2. You purchase a large screen TV and you still can't see the program when he stands in front of the television.
3. The pizza delivery people tell you to meet them at the end of the sidewalk.
4. The sound of running water makes you jump up and yell, "OUTSIDE!"
5. You've learned to force a smile when asked "do you have a saddle for that thing?"
6. You tell your dog to sit, and he backs up until he finds a chair.
7. Your dog can hide an entire tennis ball (among other things) fully inside his lips and give you that innocent look that says, "What? I'm not eating anything!"
8. You show a picture of your dogs and kids together, and the first person you point out is your dog.
9. You walk your dog and everyone knows him by name, but you have no idea who these people are.
10. Visitors enter the house holding their privates protectively.
1. You have given up on water dishes and you just use the bathtub.
2. You purchase a large screen TV and you still can't see the program when he stands in front of the television.
3. The pizza delivery people tell you to meet them at the end of the sidewalk.
4. The sound of running water makes you jump up and yell, "OUTSIDE!"
5. You've learned to force a smile when asked "do you have a saddle for that thing?"
6. You tell your dog to sit, and he backs up until he finds a chair.
7. Your dog can hide an entire tennis ball (among other things) fully inside his lips and give you that innocent look that says, "What? I'm not eating anything!"
8. You show a picture of your dogs and kids together, and the first person you point out is your dog.
9. You walk your dog and everyone knows him by name, but you have no idea who these people are.
10. Visitors enter the house holding their privates protectively.
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